Tiger Street Journal: America the beautiful comedy skit

As we all know the rise of the America we used to know in the early 20th century was business. No wonder we were the world’s reserve currency because the US dollar was backed by Gold after World War II. But after Nixon closed the gold standard in 1971, that is when you saw the paper money experimentation for 40 years and fiat money meaning backed by nothing. That said, it is like monopoly money where you can add or subtract the value of your currency at ease. Gold is a currency that cannot be manipulated. They can be suppressed but they can’t for too long. Gold is money except if you are a Bernanke. Now today the business of America is war. Follow the line: Crash of 1929, Great Depression, currency wars, trade wars, then WW II. The next line Panic of 2008, Great Recession/Depression (The only reason why we haven’t gone into the depression faster is because of the funny money), currency wars, trade wars, and then real wars. The first great war of the 21st century has begun and it is coming to a city near you. When it comes down to the major issues like the 6 then add the border and drug wars that makes it 8, not a peep from the Tea Party or one should say the billionaire’s tea party.

 

The billionaires tea party is referred to Charles and David Koch or the Koch Brothers funding the tea party. In the movie clip by Taki Oldham explains it perfectly.

 

via The Keiser Report from Russia Today Episode 140 "As Gold as Gold"

Their goal is to get government out of the way to have this so called "free market ideology" and run it by their own means with the currency kleptocracy we have. We never had a free market in this country. It has been running by big corporations, banks, pharma, etc. The very few top .1% of the pyramid vs. 99% of the pyramid.

What will all this lead up to? Another Comedy skit! YAYYY!!!!

Top 10 reasons why America is the beautiful.

10. From Eisenhower 2 Obama, Lady Day 2 Lady Gaga, Sinatra 2 Snooki, Cronkite 2 Cooper, Steve Allen 2 Jon Stewart; America’s become a sick joke. -Gerald Celente

his tweet 2nd from the top

Our heads may be bigger, we maybe taller, but we have the dumbest people coming up with draconian and really smart how to kill our grandparents.

From a Previous Article see here

Time for a little harp music!

9. There was an earthquake that was a 6 magnitude in Virginia. But it was not an earthquake, It was our founding fathers rolling over in their graves and banging their caskets so loud no wonder the banging was heard for miles. People still use the bush’s fault excuse when it is everyone at the top is the cause of this global debt crisis. The sad truth no one will ever realize this.

8. Irene should have taken the Jersey Shore cast and twirl them to Kansas! See if there is any beaches NOW??!!! *Does George Carlin fart sounds*

7. Bill Clinton immediately booked a flight to NY yesterday morning on rumors that some chick named Irene is getting wet & wild, and blowing everything in sight !!

6. If the US didn’t have a major dick fear problem, we would not be on Viagra and using condoms and still getting STD’s!

5. New sex drug on the market. Called ‘VIAZAC’. Half Viagra, half Prozac. It’s fantastic, if u don’t get a fuck, u don’t give a fuck! *Does George Carlin fart sounds again*

and

4. If "Viazac" didn’t help your sex drive, here is a new sex drug and makes you smarter too called "Snagagoki" Half Jersey Shore/Snooki and Half Lady Gaga! It’s fantastic works better if Viazac fails you because it enhances your sex drive faster and makes you smarter and famous! If you can’t get stupid, then you will not transmit stupid!

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3. If Paul Krugman from the NY times was an alien today and wanted a war vs. the humans. What do you call an alien who is crying for war? A crying saucer! * Does George Carlin fart sounds*!!!

2. 2nd to last joke here is a good "Education" joke: Anyone who wants the best "Education" in college and especially here with this so called high scores on standardized tests, An average graduate would say "Do you want fries and coke as your meal"?

1. Final reason why America is so beautiful goes to NYC: One day you experience spring day the next day it is winter and bone cold! You can experience 4 seasons in NYC in one day! I survived an earthquake, a hurricane, and a tornado in one week! WELCOME TO FUCKING NYC!!! Mama said knock you out!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&ob=av3e The song from LL Cool J "Mama said knock you out"

This is the quickening of the old world order as we know it.

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Tiger Street Journal: America’s Sick Joke Analogy comedy skit part 1

From Eisenhower 2 Obama, Lady Day 2 Lady Gaga, Sinatra 2 Snooki, Cronkite 2 Cooper, Steve Allen 2 Jon Stewart; America’s become a sick joke. -Gerald Celente

A picture from his tweet on twitter

his tweet 2nd from the top

Let’s do a fucking show on America’s Sick Joke Analogy!

You know let’s start dissecting from the top: "From Eisenhower 2 Obama". Since 1953 to present, we had invaded a lot of countries in a time period of maybe one every decade till the 80’s then one every 5 years then in the 2000’s one every year. By the time when 2011 ends or when the summer of 2011 ends, we will invade another country once a month or so. What does this tell you?

(George Carlin standards): What they got bigger dicks? BOMB THEM! This country is 220 years old already, we got ummmm 14 wars. In 1992, in George Carlin Jammin in NY special it was "10 major wars, we average a major war every 20 years. So we are good at it! It is a good thing we are because we are not good at anything else. Can’t build a decent car. Can’t make a TV set or a VCR worth a fuck! Got no steel industry, can’t educated our young people! BUT WE CAN BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY alright! AHHHH!!! We can bomb the shit out of country alright! *does the sound effects of bombs*

Especially if your country is full of brown people! AW We like that don’t we? That is our hobby! That’s our new job in the world bombing brown people! Iraq, Panama, Grenada, and Libya you got some brown people in your country TELL THEM TO WATCH THE FUCK OUT! OR WE WILL GOT DAMN BOMB THEM!

Since when was the last white people we ever bomb? Can you even remember any white people we ever bombed? The Germans those were the only ones and they were trying to cut in our actions! They wanted to dominate the world, BULLSHIT! THAT IS OUR FUCKING JOB! THAT’S OUR FUCKING JOB! I have certain rules I live by, My first rule I don’t believe in anything the government tells me! NOTHING! ZERO! NOPE!

For the full clip on George Carlin’s "We Like War" see here

The second part of Celente tweet Lady Day to Lady Gaga: I was thinking WTF is Lady Day? So I did a little research I found out she was an American Jazz Singer and Songwriter. The nickname lady day derived from her friend and musical partner Lester Young. Some of the songs became notable and famous according to wikipedia " ‘Easy Living,’ ‘Good Morning Heartache,’ and ‘Strange Fruit’, a protest song which became one of her standards and was made famous with her 1939 recording.

 

Billie Holiday aka "Lady Day"

Then of Course to complete it Lady Gaga. Oh Jeeze! dumb and dumber then will continue to flow in the next 2 analogies by Gerald Celente then I will go to the theme of the Harp and violin joke. You might want to cover your eyes when we get there. How did Gerald Celente did the tweet Lady Day to Lady Gaga. Simple 2 female singers and songwriters with bad influences especially gaga today.

When I was reading Gerald Celente’s Twitter page: A few things come to my mind including a tweet from May 16th His tweet states "Lady Gaga 1st 2 reach 10 mill followers on Twitter. GC:Another defining moment of history & progress. From #Madonna 2 #Lady Gaga in a decade". Sarcastically he meant is another reason why America has become a sick joke and the UK Mail Online admits she is a bad influence to kids. Me with the sarcasm will say: "WHY? She is making billions of dollars, The owners will feed her more poison to pass to the kids. You know when I was in the education system viewing this: I see departments figuring out ways to brainwash children, the AP or the Assistant Principal will tell the teachers keep brainwashing son you are making slaves! You will say Tiger "They are extreme risk to the kids, the whole education system and Hollywood Industrial Complex is separate that is when the singers crashes by making a lot of money and spending it on one certain item then get bailed out by the governments". I will reply yeah that is the model of the whole system. They told you how to think their way!

 

Now here is another interesting part about this Lady Gaga just went bankrupt after spending most of the money on probably the infamous meat costume, her promoters, etc. Who knows we will never know. BUT what we do know is this: (More of the George Carlin material) It has become a part of the American Culture buying things buying things, people spending on money they don’t have on things they don’t need. Money they don’t have so they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives  pay 18% on something that cost $1250 and they didn’t like it anyway. Not too bright folks. Not too fucking bright. But if you sit down rationally talk to an individual about the Low IQ’s and dumb decisions, right away they start talking about education! This person said we need more money for education for kids and more testing. But I would said well the kids are not passing the test. Then you would say don’t you worry about that we are going to lower the passing grades. Like that really is going to help.

Full Video on this see George Carlin and dumb Americans see here

Now to the final parts about the Gerald Celente Tweet Cronkite to Cooper. This is obvious the news is more in favor of the pentagon and of course and everything they do is more of the evolved cartoon news that will easy brainwash the kids.The same thing Dumb and Dumber icons.

Comedian Jon Stewart.

Then the last part the comedians who think they are funny (then there are comedians that are not so funny) that has truth into it but not so much substance.

Steve Allen to Jon Stewart.

Note Steve Allen was the first person as the tonight show host then succeeded by Jay Leno of course. Then of course the famous show of What’s My Line?

Now comes Jon Stewart with his rally to store sanity? What did that really accomplished? NOTHING! Except of course create more tensions divide and conquer the people

Now here comes my satirical side with a lot of bad news on the economic front.

Here are some of the statuses i said in a satire matter here it is

"Does anyone have a violin or a HARP instrument that no one uses I need this so i can do my comedy joke on this Debt ceiling Traigicomedy, the eCONomists from wall street, the gerald celente tweet, the EU and IMF having a dick fear problem and more! I NEED THIS SO i can poke fun at them! LOL!" Then i said further in my comment "if that doesnt work i can always use a baseball to give them chin music!"

Then another status which is so hilarious full of George Carlin Material:

"So far in today’s tragicomedy we saw the EU and IMF having the big case of "dick fear" because Greece is fighting back against terrorist bankers now their ponzi scheme machine will end June 30th or QE2. Then our politicans who haven’t seen their own dicks since the Nixon Administration voted No to raise the debt ceiling to $16.7 trillion, and they cant seem to learn at all and our wall street eCONomists just got hit in the balls proving there is no US RECOVERY! More will follow this week! In summary America has become a sick joke!"

Now what is inside the satire i had to say that is based on.

Tuesday in the News, I am still following the Greek protests and the EU is racing for another bailout package. Of course yesterday economic front proves why the housing market collapsed for good or more like people are starting to realize yeah it did fell 80%-90% with the S&P case shiller index saw the biggest drop at the peak in 2006 it fell 33.1% hey we are about almost half way there recognition it did fell 80-90%

Second we are now at 44.2 million Americans on food stamps (14.4% of Americans). congrats America that is the change you can believe in *brings out the violin music that is played by me so flawed their ears hurt*

here is a sample

or better yet a HARP music! 😛

Food Stamps only cover $133.24 per month. That will help purchase one-third of the first Ipad.

Then you have the midwest manufacturing data a measurement of any growth in the US no growth what so ever.

and Goldman Sachs can’t think of a reason why it happened. BUT the problem is they are the insiders, they make the data look good or bad into their favor and they still make money no less!

So did Consumer Confidence with a big drop! 66 to 60.8. (once again numbers skewed)

Then Tuesday you know the tragicomedy of the debt ceiling vote. HR 1934 was to suppose to raise the debt ceiling or borrowing cost to $16.7 trillion with no spending cuts that failed miserably 318-97. Of course all republicans voted against it with some of the democrats breaking with the republicans. Like that really matters! This is all of a charade game. Who really cares. IT doesn’t matter when the US total debt is over $180 trillion!

Yesterday (Wednesday June 1, 2010),  Now a trifecta of really bad economic news.

Private Jobs Growth only 38k the "market" expected 190k jobs.

ISM or manufacturing index fell significantly to a 53.5 last month it was 60.4 huge drop. (Note numbers can be skewed)

(The rate of change was a big leg down).

Then last the Greece downgrade to junk status by Moody’s.

It is really time to really turn the sad violin song so depressing that the Obamanoids and Neo-cons alike are crying for mercy.

Don’t ya wish you want to slap someone silly so badly? I DO it is a reliever!

But that is not enough because we are on the verge of the worse depression worse than the 1920’s because of negative rates, high inflation, very high unemployment.

 

Now i have covered all of this information. Let’s talk quick on trends forecasting for summer of 2011.

Two things will still come into mind

1) Crimewave 2011- No jobs, no money, short fuses all equates to trouble ahead.

2) WW III: Poker time

Poker Game analogy First Great War of the 21st century

In the poker table you have Obama, Sarkozy, Cameron, and other EU nations on the poker table with their cards hidden from plain view. I am playing poker with them with allies of my key OWO aware people, we are trying to predict correctly if a staged terror attack card before it will be deployed to the table in one of the turns. You have the flop cards (3 cards), the turn (1 card), then the river.

Libya is a sideshow. All eyes on Pakistan and the western world. Note the western world like to do provoke nations. I am trying to stop it or catch it in the act (if I could).

The flop cards already unveiled this

1) western world provokes Pakistan after the OBL fairytale.

2) US debt default question (well before august 2nd)?

3) the bankers race against time to complete their ponzi scheme in the US note QE2 will end in 28 days. So as a result they are going to burn Greece this time to the ground for good.

The turn card is the key card to predict how close are we to WW III.

Then the river card will tell us the final answer.

In summary part 1 America has become a sick joke!

Part 2 is the Thursday and Friday’s Economic data

This is the quickening of the old world order as we know it.

That is your article update, if you can’t enough of my article follow me at Andrew Tiger Lee (profile and fan pages),  Fcuk The New World Order, Goldman Sachs are Financial Terrorists 2nd edition, and www.minuteone.us fan pages. Also i am avaliable on project.nsearch.com/profile/AndrewTiger.  Until then bye all! =)